My mom has this awkward
reputation in my hometown. It makes it hard
to look her in the eyes when I go over
for Sunday dinner.
My whole life, the image I had of her and my father
was as tender and loving high school
sweethearts. I built all of my ideas of love
Until I found out
that whenever a couple in town
is having trouble, they call my mom up.
She’s not a surrogate or engaging in some weird cuckold shit.
I don’t know the details and I don’t
really want to, but if you believe
the local gossips, she can literally speak to dicks.
Make them hard.
that make a man virile and full
of thick, syrupy cum.
Some real dark arts kind of stuff.
I’m not sure which part of it I find stranger:
that my mom gets paid to engage in
penile witchcraft, or the fact that
even in her 60s, she still calls it