You have to be careful
about who you accept as friends.
You can’t trust
that the pieces of their life
they reveal on the internet—they might just be
spend their time plotting your demise:
jacking up the price of nachos to $24 a plate,
embarrassing you in business meetings,
dating your ex Michael before suddenly
putting a baby inside of you.
Remember: you are young.
You have the world
at your finger tips and ain’t nobody got time
for those espionage games.