I’ve got my eye on this event happening
in two weeks: competitive cat herding.
It’s happening at the Coliseum.
Tickets are reasonably priced and come
with a complimentary adult beverage. The craziest thing
is that these dudes are actually professionals, no joke.
There’s a league with legit divisions and a playoff
and everything. Someone told me that the winner
of the championship game gets a year’s supply of free vegetables.
I wonder how you score a gig like that?
Sounds like a good way to meet people
and take them to bed—as long as you don’t mind the scratches.